Script Overload

Here's the breakdown:

Car ride home.

Girls state 12,000 times: "Don't touch me, Don't look at me, Don't breath on me, quit staring at the other drivers, etc."

After awhile it sounds like Charlie Browns teacher:

"waa wa waaa wa waaa wa ....MooooooooM! waaaaa wa waaa"

Then the 4 year old states this basic rather complex thought out loud:

"Mama, is we went to Alaska...it would take a weawwy looong time.  We would need a map and we would need to take the sub-a-way cuz there may be LOTs of Crocodiles!"

"Yes."  I reply

Then the 4 year old states this basic rather complex thought out loud:

"Mama, is we went to Alaska...it would take a weawwy looong time. We would need a map and we would need to take the sub-a-way cuz there may be LOTs of Crocodiles!"

"Yes." I reply.

Then the 4 year old states this basic rather complex thought out loud:
"Mama, is we went to Alaska...it would take a weawwy looong time. We would need a map and we would need to take the sub-a-way cuz there may be LOTs of Crocodiles!"

"Yes." I reply

Then the 4 year old states this basic rather complex thought out loud:

"Mama, is we went to Alaska...it would take a weawwy looong time. We would need a map and we would need to take the sub-a-way cuz there may be LOTs of Crocodiles!"

"Yes." I reply

Then the 4 year old states this basic rather complex thought out loud:

"Mama, is we went to Alaska...it would take a weawwy looong time. We would need a map and we would need to take the sub-a-way cuz there may be LOTs of Crocodiles!"

"Yes." I reply.

Then the 4 year old states this basic rather complex thought out loud:

"Mama, is we went to Alaska...it would take a weawwy looong time. We would need a map and we would need to take the sub-a-way cuz there may be LOTs of Crocodiles!"

"Yes." I reply.
Then the 4 year old states this basic rather complex thought out loud:

"Mama, is we went to Alaska...it would take a weawwy looong time. We would need a map and we would need to take the sub-a-way cuz there may be LOTs of Crocodiles!"

"Yes." I reply

My husband and I began filling in the blanks before the words came out.. 
We laughed. 
This continued the entire way home. 
The ride lasted ONE HOUR AND 6 MINUTES.
Lord have mercy............

Crocodiles.  ( Sorry, had to say it)