Toilet Paper Queen

Ladies and Gentleman

PLEASE NOTE:

IF IN FACT YOU TAKE THE LAST SQUARE OF TOILET PAPER

DO NOT

BOTHER REPLACING.......

IT'S "MY JOB"

Y.E.S.  I went there.

I have to.  Simply necessary. 

Listed below are the locations that you may bypass the replacement of a toilet paper roll:

1. 
   
   Public Restroom
2. 
   
   Friends Home
3. 
   
   Church
4. 
   
   Dance Class
5. 
   
   All Major Grocery Store Chains
6. 
   
   Work
7. 
   
    STORES
8. 
   
   SCHOOLS
9. 
   
   BAR MITZVAH

....................................AND YES. 

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